Lessons Learned Revisited

After I got home from basic I made a list of things I learned there. I thought maybe it was time to write a list of things that I have learned in the time I have been home:

1. Dancing in your underwear to bad 90's music can solve all the days troubles
2. Don't touch the Gretsch
3. In one second your world can fall apart. Just breath
4. Alvin and the Chipmunks should be shot
5. If you can't find Alvin and the Chipmunks find the guy who let your kids listen to it in the first place and shoot him instead or at least deny him sex.
6. Ugly tea pots will make you pee your pants laughing
7. "Definitely the ganja"
8. Buy more pillows for the bed
9. Worry about it when it happens, thinking about it now only makes you crazy
10. Friends make the world go round
11. Work is a necessary evil
12. Pick your battles. Bathing suits look great with tights!
13. Text messages have a tone, be careful
14. There is one person in this world for everyone. When you find them you'll know
15. Love people for who they are not what they are
16. Wet cat smells worse then wet dog
17. In the end every one gets what they deserve
18. Pray. It works.
19. Sometimes the worst chain of events can bring the happiest endings
20. Laugh till you cry. It will make you feel better
21. Listen to those little people in your life. You'll be surprised what they have to say
22. Getting divorced has made me a better parent
23. "We all hate the same people"
24. I secretly love that he leaves his wet towel on the bed because it gives me something to nag about
25. Children will slam the front door no matter how many times you tell them not to. Just be thankful your 4 year old is finally tall enough to reach the door knob.
26. Mommy's need summer vacation just as much as kids do
27. Friday to Sunday goes way faster then Monday to Wednesday
28. Find out the things that are making it hard and stop them
29. Do whats good for you. Who cares what others say
and.....
30. He is not him. He is he and he is amazing